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The Mystique of FinanceProbably (c) Joemonster.org and the heirs of Julian Tuwim, but who cares) here's the completely
unauthorized and unabridged translation for the English-speaking ( (C) yours truly):
Players: Goldberg and Rapaport
Goldberg: A good evening to You, sir!
Rapaport: It definitely isn't a good evening if You visit! (turns off record player.)
Goldberg: I do, nonetheless, think I understand You...
Rapaport: No matter, if You're here, You might as well take a seat. How did You get in? Did the
servant not tell You that I'm not at home?
Goldberg: She did, mine also sometimes says that I'm out when I'm in.
Rapaport: Would You look at that? Where did the service learn to lie like that?
Goldberg: Then again, had You, sir, not been at home, she would still have said You weren't, so
what's the difference?!
Goldberg: Mr. Rapapport, are You, Sir, going to give me back my money?
Rapaport: How much exactly do I owe You?
Goldberg: Eight hundred
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